CALLING ALL UNDERACHIEVERS – trust us, you want to answer this call. This event is perfect for you!
IT’S BACK and heading to The Crossroads!
The 0.5k – The Underachiever’s Run… if you can even call it a run. This event takes you across 0.31 miles – 1,640 feet – 19,685 inches. It’s unlike any other run (and more like a walk to the next bar)!
The 0.5k – The Underachiever’s Run will start off with a pizza party at Parlor. There, you can carb load for the “big race” and “warm-up” before the “run”. At race time, you’ll be sent off with a “boom” to Grinders.
Don’t worry, we will keep you hydrated along the way with a water station. Fear you may need first aid? Don’t worry, we have that covered too. The kit may or may not contain only lollipops, but hey, it will be there!
Upon finishing this clearly physically and mentally taxing 0.5k, you’ll celebrate crossing the finish line with – what else but champagne and donuts! Oh and some victory music by DJ Ashton Martin!
Are you such an Underachiever you don’t even like to decide what to drink? We got you. You’ll be able to enjoy delicious specials at all locations from Truly, Sam Adams, and Dogfish Head canned cocktails! If you need help pouring them into your mouth, just let us know.
We know you love free stuff so keep your raffle ticket handy at the after-party for a chance to win this amazing bumpboxx from Truly! Don’t worry we already put it in your fanny pack-et so you don’t have to keep track of it. You’re welcome.
Achievers of all kinds (over AND under) need to treat themselves every now and then. What better way to do that than with a massage. Make sure you stop by and set up a post-run massage from Sacred Roots!
Achievers of all kinds LOVE ice cream! Our local favorite, Betty Raes, has 27 flavors of ice cream from classics to culinary creations. Shakes, sundaes and drinks, ice cream sandwiches with cookies baked in house, and more!
Achievers of all kinds (over AND under) need to treat themselver every now and then! What better way to do that than with a massage! Make sure you stop by and set up a post-run massage from Sacred Roots!