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Yes, it was all a joke. There are no such thing as AI Referees…Yet. If we did have AI refs, here is what would actually happen….
We are looking forward to a great Spring season with all of you!
previous year jokes
FAKE DRUG
TESTING
In 2018, we sent an email, see below, to all of our spring leagues announcing a new mandatory drug testing.
Thank you to everyone that responded to the email and Facebook post. If only we could have seen the looks on all your faces!
Email to participants:
Effective immediately, KC Crew will be instituting a new drug policy regarding our leagues.
It will now be mandatory to for all teams to complete mandatory drug testing in order to participate in league playoffs. To be eligible for the playoffs, 90% of all players on the roster will have to pass the test.
Testing will be conducted at the fields, 2 hours prior to the first round of the playoffs. Drug tests will be conducted for illegal substances only. Those found with performance-enhancing drugs will not be disqualified from participating in the playoffs.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
2019 APRIL FOOL’S JOKE
In 2019, we sent an email, see below, to all of our spring leagues announcing we were cancelling leagues to help pay for pothole damage from winter and no one would get a refund.
Thank you to everyone that responded to the email and Facebook post. If only we could have seen the looks on all your faces!
Email to participants:
As you all know, Kansas City has experienced our worst (and longest) Winter in years. Due to excess water and flooding, none of the fields can be played on– this would cause too much long-term damage and extra cost to the city.
Unfortunately, we are unable to refund your money for Spring League registration due to our company policy.
On the bright side, you won’t have to purchase as many new tires, as we will be giving all of the money from Spring registration to the city and KC Parks and Rec so they can repair potholes at and around the facilities, as well as the fields and courts themselves. This means that all of our locations will be in perfect condition for the Summer season. Woo-hoo!
We appreciate your understanding and really hope you’ll register for the Summer season that will be here before you know it.
2018 APRIL FOOL’S JOKE
In 2018, we sent an email, see below, to all of our spring leagues announcing a new mandatory drug testing.
Thank you to everyone that responded to the email and Facebook post. If only we could have seen the looks on all your faces!
Email to participants:
Effective immediately, KC Crew will be instituting a new drug policy regarding our leagues.
It will now be mandatory to for all teams to complete mandatory drug testing in order to participate in league playoffs. To be eligible for the playoffs, 90% of all players on the roster will have to pass the test.
Testing will be conducted at the fields, 2 hours prior to the first round of the playoffs. Drug tests will be conducted for illegal substances only. Those found with performance-enhancing drugs will not be disqualified from participating in the playoffs.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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